A woman told me I was ugly ...?

... for no reason. What the heck? I was minding my own business shopping for beer in the Piggly-Wiggley when this hag just walks by me and tells me I smell bad and am too ugly to be in public. Why do you think she said that to me? I lashed back and called her a dog-faced skank and then belched in her face. THEN her Sasquatch-like husband rounded the corner and threatened to kick my *** right there. Long story short, I have been banned for life from yet another establishment as I was escorted into the parking lot. Does ANYONE else have problems like I do??